Stress-Free Grooming, For Cats
Our Grooming Services
Cat‑Led. One‑on‑One. Never Rushed.
Every grooming service at Catastrophe Cat Grooming is designed around the cat in front of us - not a checklist or a timer.
Some cats allow a full groom in one visit. Others need breaks, partial services, or more than one session. We always move at your cat’s pace, prioritizing comfort, safety, and trust over cosmetic perfection.
Not sure which service to choose?
That’s okay. Choose what feels closest - we’ll confirm everything together after meeting your cat.
Our full‑service groom is designed for cats who can tolerate a calm, unhurried session.
Some cats complete everything in one visit.
Others need breaks, partial services, or a free follow‑up
- and that’s okay.
Full‑Service Cat Grooming
Our full‑service groom provides a complete refresh while keeping the experience calm and stress‑free.
Includes:
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Gentle bath with massage and hypoallergenic shampoo
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Warm towel drying and hand blow‑dry (no cage drying)
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Leave‑in conditioning spray
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Thorough brush‑out to remove loose fur and undercoat
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Mat removal as needed and as tolerated
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Sanitary trim (rear end)
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Shell‑out (belly and underarms)
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Nail trim and paw‑pad hair trim
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Eye, face, and ear cleaning
A light spritz of kitty cologne is available as a finishing touch - always optional.
Breed-Specific Grooming & Pricing
Grooming is priced by coat type and condition, since different coats require different time and handling.
When booking, choose the option that feels closest.
Final pricing is confirmed after we gently assess your cat’s coat.
De-Matting & Coat Rescue
Severely matted coats can be uncomfortable or painful - but removal should never add more stress.
We:
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Remove only what’s necessary
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Save as much coat as possible
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Stop immediately if a cat becomes overwhelmed
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Some cats may need more than one visit
Sanitary Trim
Designed to keep your cat clean and comfortable around the litter box.
This service focuses on trimming the rear and inner thigh areas to prevent waste from sticking to the coat
Best for long‑haired cats, seniors, or cats with litter box challenges.
Teddy Bear Cut
A soft, plush trim that leaves a short, even layer of fur while shaping the face for a rounded “bear cub” look.
Important to know:
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This cut cannot be performed on severely matted coats
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Cats with tangles or compaction may need prep work first
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Additional preparation time may affect pricing
If your cat isn’t a candidate, we’ll recommend the safest alternative.
Best for cats with healthy, tangle ‑ free coats who tolerate grooming well.
De-Greasing Treatment
Some cats develop excess oil that regular bathing can’t fully remove.
This treatment uses a gentle, hypoallergenic formula to break down oil buildup so the coat can be properly cleaned,
moisturized, and refreshed.
Often recommended for senior cats and cats with dense coats.
SpecialNeeds, Senior, & Sensitive Cats
Some cats need extra time, extra care, or a modified approach due to age, medical conditions, or temperament.
For these cats, we:
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Move more slowly
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Keep sessions flexible
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Focus on comfort and cleanliness over appearance
An additional fee may apply due to the extra time and skill required - we’ll always explain this openly and kindly.
A Gentle Reminder
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We do not use sedation
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We do not restrain cats
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We do not rush
Every service is adjusted in real time based on what your cat communicates to us.
Check out Catastrophe Cat Grooming's Terms & Conditions here.